It's bad enough having a birthday on April 1, or having a 12-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter who soaped up messages on my car, "Honk, It's My Dad's Birthday" and turned my PT Cruiser into a TP Cruiser (Toilet Paper) today... but for the next year I'll have to put up with people who ask me "No, really, how old are you?" figuring I'm lying about being 49.

Best,
WMD