To be sung to the tune of: "Mr Sandman" :

Mr Splashbar, save me a beer,
I hope to join you at the Splashbar this year,
Let's have some "Rocks", or maybe Coors Lite,
We'll down a bunch and then we'll wooooooo all nite!!!

Mr Splashbar--you are 'Da Man,
You woooo much better than anyone can,
Let's all raise a glass and cheer,
Mr Splashbar save us a beer!!!!