I have posted some slightly interesting items on auction - please take a look. I am confident the descriptions in these ads will meet with most folks approval, and also put a smile on some faces.

None of these items are rare, but if I were the average eBay seller then they would certainly be considered "extremely scarce" or "the most rare chips on eBay".

Please Enjoy...
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZomahamattQQhtZ-1