Life is too uncertain to pay for a life membership. With only a couple exceptions (which involve hto cars, nekked women and aged whiskey), I can safely say I will likely NEVER pay for a life membership in a club.

For what it's worth. ;)

But I do reserve the right to b!tch about every dues increase between now and the end of my REAL "life membership". ;) Sorry about all y'all's luck. See, you should be more selective about who you let IN the club ;)