Beef, a gentleman who lives slightly south, sent this one...

A man called his neighbor to help him move a couch that had become stuck in the doorway...

They got on either end of the couch and struggled until they were exhausted, but the couch wouldn't budge!

"Forget it," the man finally gasped. "We'll never get this in."

A frustrated voice came from the other side of the couch: "In?"

D'ya think one of 'em might have been blonde?