http://www.mlive.com/news/grpress/index.ssf?/base/news-2/1142610988260010.xml&coll=6

So a fellow who lives in New Way To Go Man, Michigan won $1.7 million gambling online. He has a couple of pops and grants an interview of non-sequitors ("When I was younger, I wanted to be a doctor. I always wanted to do something that would help less fortunate people. Now that I'm older, I want to enjoy the rest of my life."). And he gets his money outta the ATM!

Next thing, since online gambling isn't legal in the U.S., some poor guy fron the state's attorney general's office has to blow off a reporter about the whole business. "Hopefully the press will be distracted by sticky tape over the weekend and another pointless story will go away."

Perhaps those in the WinkWink NudgeNudge Fraternity can have a rational discussion while folks with TKS can go off like a skyrocket and set fire to the roof as usual.
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TKS (Tourette's Keyboard Syndrome)