Credit Abie, a gentleman who lives south, with this one...

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied: "I can't, it's Lent."

In tears, she remarked: "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"
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