Many years ago, I was in computer store where my friend worked behind the counter in the tech section. When I walked up to talk to him there was a VERY attractive young lady standing there and I smiled and said hi etc and then proceeded to talk to my friend.

After a few minutes the young lady interuppted and offered me a book of matches to which I said "no thanks". After a few rather unpleasant words she left with me in shock and my friend in tears of laughter.

Do you know what just happened?

My friend proceeded to tell me that the young lady had written her name and phone number on the matchbook..... OH NO!!!!!

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Woman should realize that men are as dense as turtles when it comes to such matters ....