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You Just Might Be a Redneck IF
Your standard of living improves when you go camping
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog
You have a relative living in your garage
Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode
None of the tires on your van are the same size
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet
You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House
Starting your car involves popping the hood
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays
You whistle at women in church
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale
If you've got a matching set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip"
on them
If you take the Christmas lights on the front porch down in November,
only long enough to get them working again
You've ever used duct tape to repair dental work
You've unstopped a sink with a shotgun
Your will states your wife can't touch your money 'till she's
fourteen
You have to pass through a metal detector to get to a family reunion
Your coffee table is also a cooler!
Your mailing address includes the word "Holler"
The first time you ever saw your wife in lingerie, you had to pay a
cover charge
You've sold a car to settle a bar tab
The best sofa you ever had came out of a Chevrolet
You've ever used your bathtub as a punch bowl
If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth
If you have ever used a barstool as a walker
You Just Might Be a Redneck IF
Your standard of living improves when you go camping
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog
You have a relative living in your garage
Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode
None of the tires on your van are the same size
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet
You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House
Starting your car involves popping the hood
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays
You whistle at women in church
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale
If you've got a matching set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip"
on them
If you take the Christmas lights on the front porch down in November,
only long enough to get them working again
You've ever used duct tape to repair dental work
You've unstopped a sink with a shotgun
Your will states your wife can't touch your money 'till she's
fourteen
You have to pass through a metal detector to get to a family reunion
Your coffee table is also a cooler!
Your mailing address includes the word "Holler"
The first time you ever saw your wife in lingerie, you had to pay a
cover charge
You've sold a car to settle a bar tab
The best sofa you ever had came out of a Chevrolet
You've ever used your bathtub as a punch bowl
If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth
If you have ever used a barstool as a walker
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