Credit for this one goes to Beef, a gentleman who lives south...

One of the regulars at the diner would always study the menu very carefully each morning before placing his order for the very same thing -- ham and eggs.

One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he could be made to order something different. Before giving him the menu she scratched out the ham and eggs entry...

Once the customer had looked over the menu for a few minutes, the waitress approached him and asked, "Sir, did you notice that I scratched something you like?"

Without looking up from the menu, he quickly replied, "Well, then go wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs."