....and I really like that nice penguin on your chip

Now, as for:

"what about a personal chip using your last name for a theme?"

do we have to go there???
1) theme=? hmmm- This could take a nasty turn (David, don't post what you're tempted to...)
2) define "Pasternack" (there is a non-avian definition).
3) you do realize that your idea is liable to make me the object of ridicule...I expect that something is forthcoming from HotRod Killer flaming foot Myers...and when that happens, I hold YOU responsible
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