A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along
too close and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately a policeman in a police car was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the
policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how
the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the policeman shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The policeman replied, "Don't you even realise that your right arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer..........

"MY ROLEX!"