Another one from Ebad, my friend from the midwest...

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ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill CLinton
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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