I was due out at 1 AM after getting in at 6 AM this morning...body just not willing...

Called to lay off...Crew Caller said if I wanted off I had to be sick...I said I am not sick...She said you have to be sick...Ok, I said, "I'm sick."

Ok, she says, "What is the nature of your illness."

I said, I am naked and in bed with my hot great grandmother, is that sick enough for you??"

She gasped and said I was marked off...

Sometimes you just gotta tell a fib to get them to do what you want...LOL!!!

God Bless the mega-dog!!!

Mark