OK, so this is nothing to do with chips, and not even US sport, which puts the audience who even know what I'm talking about into a big minority, but I just watched Colchester United demolish Derby County and make it to the 5th round of the FA Cup - a fantastic result for Colchester and (with the possible exception of Brentford), the smallest club left in the competition.

OK, happy gloating over...back to chips everyone.

Jason