WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
> >
> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
> > she selected:
> >
> > A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> > A carton of eggs,
> > A quart of orange juice,
> > A head of romaine lettuce,
> > A 2 lb. can of coffee,
> > And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
> >
> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
> > to check out, a
> > drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
> > items in front of
> > the cashier While the cashier was ringing up her
> > purchases, the drunk
> > calmly stated, "You must be single."
> >
> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
> > but she was intrigued !
> > by the derelict's! intuition, since she was indeed
> > single. She looked at
> > her six items on the belt and saw nothing
> > particularly unusual about
> > her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
> > to her marital
> > status.
> >
> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
> > you know what,
> > you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you
> > know that?"
> >
> >
> > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."