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Notable Blondes - The Past Year in Review

Miss Blonde January - Took her new scarf back to Macy's because it was too tight.

Miss Blonde February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter for typing labels.

Miss Blonde March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

Miss Blonde April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

Miss Blonde May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

Miss Blonde June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Miss Blonde July - Lost in a breast stroke swimming competition and complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

Miss Blonde August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into a locked car using a coat hanger because it was raining and the top was down.

Miss Blonde September - When asked what the capital of California was: Answered "C."

Miss Blonde October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

Miss Blonde November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighs 120.

Miss Blonde December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone.
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Please don't become Blond this year.
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