It's a cold, crisp night in Minnesota and Sven and Ole are going home from the local tavern. They head out for the railroad tracks and Sven complains, "Ya know Ole, dees are da longest dam' flight of stairs I have ever climbed. Uf Dah". "Ya, you betcha", replies Ole, "but it ain't the steps so much that bothers me as it is da dam' low railing. Nancy Borquist Olson Portland, Oregon R-5436