I have a friend (who is in his 50s) who has a hot new girlfriend (I mean hot) who had a special Xmas photo made for him.

She has a cooler of beer in one hand, his remote in the other, duct tape over her mouth, and a hot outfit almost on. At the bottom it says, "...anything else you want for Xmas baby?"

I want to get that scanned and use it. He thinks that is a bad idea. I have no idea why