A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
>garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
>bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
>pavement.
>
>Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
>falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd
>better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
>warning!"
>
>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
>money?" " Did you steal it?"
>
>"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
>to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a
>lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
>"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each
>time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20
>or off it comes!"
>
>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
>what's in the other bag?"
>
>"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"...
SKIP