YO, YO, YO, FOR YOUNG & OLD (PLEASE NOT TO COLD), THE NEWS THAT ONE & ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR (??)THIS WILL MAKE YOUR KNEES FREEZE & YOUR LIVER QUIVER, YUK, YUK.
ANNOUNCING THE 1ST ANNUAL "SPLASHBAR" PERSONAL CHIP TRADE SESSION. IT WILL BE HELD AT THE CONV. NEXT JUNE. BIG DEAL,YOU SAY. HA, NOT FINISHED YET. HERE ARE THE RULES IF YOU CAN HANDLE THEM (?) THE TRADES WILL BE MADE AT THE SPLASHBAR DURING THE CONV, THEY MUST BE NEW FOR THE TRADE, NONE RELEASED BEFORE IT, THERE CAN BE ONLY 75 CHIPS & THEY MUST MAKE MENTION OF "SPLASHBAR #2" ON THEM. JUST THINK, ALONG WITH THE AWARD OF THE 1ST "SPLASHY" AWARD TO THE "CIGARMAN" THIS IS BIGGER THAN THE NEW MEXICO TABLE TENNIS FINALS.THE SECRET 397 "SPLASHY" AWARD JUDGES SAY THERE MAY BE A PRIZE FOR THE BEST CHIP. LET ME KNOW WHO IS IN & AS CYRUS SAYS "CAN YOU DIG IT??" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO