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A Redneck Christmas Carol

sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
10 a Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 pack of Redman
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts...
4 big Mo' tires
3 shotgun shells
2 hunting dogs
and parts to a Mustang GT...