Enjoy,

A man escapes from prison, where he'd been locked up
for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He climbs into
the bed, gets on top of the woman, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers to his
wife:"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him, no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks
you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you,too!!!!!"