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The Chip Board Archive 13

Re: Caption Competition
In Response To: Caption Competition ()

Jim is saying: "So I put my arm around her, like this, and I sez, 'Honey, I got this great collection of casino room keys...ya gotta' see it to believe it!' Then SHE says, 'Ooooooh (giggle, giggle) I bet y'all don't have the key to room 713 at the Palms...but maybe I'll give it to you for your collection, if you promise not to use it! (giggle)' So THEN I sez 'blah, blah, blah...etc, etc., etc....'"

Steve is thinking: "Hmmm...if a line like that really works to get room keys, I wonder if I could use it to get chips...??"

Gene is thinking: "Good grief, there he goes again with that same old story. Did he say 'The Palms'? The first time I heard the story it was The El Rancho Vegas, and he was collecting matchbooks! Wonder what this doo-hicky is? I might trade him a room key for it..."


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