Once upon a time there were two male boll weevils. One had acres and acres of cotton all to himself. The other had nothing... not even one single cotton boll.

The two of them met the same girl weevil on the same day. They actually started dating her at the same time. As things would go, they both asked her to marry them at the same time.

Can you guess which one she chose?

The one with nothing. Know why? (scroll down)

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(Are you ready for this?)

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He was the lesser of two weevils!