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grin NCR · Tuesday Humor...

It's Halloween and a woman opens her door to a beautiful little girl with long golden curls, dressed as an angel, who looks up at the woman and says: "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just priceless, and calls her husband to come to the door. The woman says to the child, "Go ahead, honey. Please say it just one more time."

Once again the little angelic face looks up and says: "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Trick or Treat bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and angrily says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f___ing cookies!"

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