Flying in a small airplane were the president, a boy scout, a pilot, and a blonde who claimed to be the smartest blonde in the world.

Suddenly the plane started to dive and would crash when they realized there were only three parachutes on board.

The president immediately stated, "I must live to rule our country!" as he grabbed a parachute and jumped from the plane.

The smartest blonde in the world said, "I am a rare and beautiful creature so I must also live." and she grabbed a parachute and jumped behind the president.

The pilot looked at the boy scout and said, "I must go so that the president has his pilot, I'm sorry that there are no more parachutes."

The boy scout replied, "Oh, I'll be just fine. The smartest blonde in the world just jumped out wearing my bookbag."