NEWS PAPER -- WELL IT'S CUTE ==== A guy is pacing in front of a Las Vegas casino, his face fixed with a look of concern. A limousine pulls up. Out steps a well-coiffed man sporting a tuxedo.

"Sir," the man in front of the casino says, "I must ask you for a favor. My wife is upstairs in our hotel room and she is very sick. She has just run out of her medication and I don't know how much time she has left. If I could just have $100 to buy some more medication for her, maybe she can pull through."

The man in the tux says, "I'd like to help you, but how do I know you're not going to just turn around and gamble that money in the casino?"

The concerned man responds, "Oh, I've got gambling money."