Another one from Beef, a gentleman who lives south...

Lenore, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.

"Well, madam," the assistant said, "We charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."

"Hmmm... You don't say." said Lenore. "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"