An old mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside.

"You lissin-a me! I wanna for you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you always remember me."

"But Papa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup and lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifulla wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe find your beautifula wife in bed with another man.

Whaddaya gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say: "Times up?'"