A man unfortunately has to admit his father into an old age home. The first night there a beautiful nurse comes in his room and gives him oral sex. The next morning he calls his son and thanks him and tells him what happened.

The next day the elderly man falls in the corridor and an orderly lifts his johnny and pokes him in the rear end.

The man is disgusted and calls his son and says "you have to get me out of here" and tells him what happens.

The son says "dad, sometimes you have to take the good with the bad"

Father says " son you don't understand, I get an erection once a month, I fall down 3 times a day"