Nine year old little Willie wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA" they decided to send it to the President.

The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.

Little Willie was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to God. He wrote:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason
you sent it through Washington, DC, and
those @$$#^&*$ deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Wilie