...and boy, was it a HASSLE! Had their phone number on speed dial. Everytime they'd move the server from the bedroom to the hallway or the laundry room or out to the garage, I'd get errorerror, zilch, nada. Call the outfit up for excuse-of-the-week and have to redo username, password, right-click the apostrophe in the logo and reset streambits and whittle modems settings out of birds-eye maple under a Hunter's Moon while wearing Ju-Ju and MoJo in a leather bag around my neck. Every week, slimey grey tenticles would worm out of MS Outlook looking for anything they might need in Nigeria like account numbers etc. If you've got kids, ISP's are a great way for them to meet new, older friends with a nudist bent to their um, nature. Perhaps you can find some "nature" pics of your kid when you join your fellow ISP'ers at newsgroups/alt/no-trolls-here-just-100kiddiepornsites-but-if-you-complain-document-and-fill-in-the-forms-MAYBE-we-will-move-the-server-again-because-we-otherwise-WILL-NOT-be-proactive-about-well-ANYTHING-at-$cheapfilthyISP.com

Let me see... I called AOL once about 11 years ago and my mail is always there. EVERYDAY!