A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he
asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it,"
she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!