Association for the Advancement of Ceiling Fans) and we are highly offended by your joke. To call a clock a Ceiling fan is not only offensive but is it downright untrue. In fact a clock is not even in the same catagory as an occelating fan.

Had you compared the clock to say one of those hand held fans that people carry in the poker rooms to ward off smoke, I may have agreed with your point.

I think this board should not be about Ceiling Fans or clocks!!!!! Leave that topic to the AACM (American Association of Clock manufacturers).

I think you may want to aplogize to those fans of Abraham Lincoln as well as his people might march in protest against you !!!!