OK...

I have to wade in on this one!

It's not the cannons we have to fire over the longest unprotected border (We've almost lulled you into a false sense of security and the invasion forces are ready. All three of them - but that's another joke I'll post in a bit) but the dogsleds that have to run the mail in the summer.

The blackflies drive the mail dogs crazy and they bump and jump all over.

Fred, as for the shipper doing something for Doug. I am working with him to resolve it.

Lastly, it does work both ways. I've had some packages take a beating, but they were to incoherent to tell me where!

T