Wife begs husband over and over, year after year for something that will go from 0 to 200 really fast. She even says that he can pick any color he wants. Finally he decides that he is tired of hearing about it over and over, so he goes out and picks one out and brings it home and puts it in the garage. He goes in the house and tells his wife that he finally got her the present she asked for and it was the fastest thing he could find to go from 0 to 200 and it was in the garage. She screams and runs to the garage, but upon going in she does not see the car of her dreams. She yells to her husband, where is it? Why its on the floor honey! Then she sees it. it! it! it!!! It was a bathroom scale!!