Here is the list Tyrus should use for his top 10:

10. He is so damn cute, in that 40 yr old on a short bus kind of way.

9. He never lets his incredible skill at blackjack and poker prevent him from being eliminated out of the moiney in club tourn.

8. He is always willing to drink "just one more" Margarita.

7. He is the Wal-mart of chippers.

6. He actually answers all those stupid questions.

(Best answer to a stupid question? You should ask..., he'll know the answer, and there he is.)

5. He has the best selection of chips (because he says so).

4. He hasn't dropped any competitors into Lake Meade in months. Thats what Guido is for.

3. He doesn't have as many speeding tickets as Letterman.

2. He'll let everybody sleep at his house next convention.

and the number ! reason is:

He can be found in the company of those SUPER CHICKS Julie and Summer.