Boudreaux been fish'n down by da bayou all day and he done run outa
>night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big
>frog in its mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs,so he
>decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water
>moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit and git kilt for
>sure. He snuk up behin' da snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole
>snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Boudreaux's
>arm try'n to git hisself free, but Boudreaux, him had a real good grip on
>his haid, yah! Well, Boudreaux pried its mouf open and got de frog and puts
>it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or
>its gonna bite him reel good, but he had a plan. He reach into da back
>pocket of his bib overalls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He
>pour some drops into da snake's mouf. Well, dat ol'snake's eyeballs roll
>back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake
>as fur as he cud into da bayou and den he goes back to fishin'.

A
>lil'while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He
>slowly look down and dare wuz dat ol'water moccasin - -- wif TWO more
>frogs!