A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish sausage.

The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?"
The guy; clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am - but let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"If I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

"Or if I asked you for a Kosher'hot, would you ask if I was Jewish?"

"How about if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?"

The clerk says, "Well no ..."

"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?

What about Canadian bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

"I probably wouldn't." replies the clerk.

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.

Now before any thin-skinned Polish folks thinks about throwing flames my way ... just for the record; I'm half-Polish.