"Don't you have any 6'6" 300lb. cousins named Guido, with a broken nose, to go ring their doorbell and hand them an invoice, and ask them (very politly of course) to please pay the bill?"

One of my favorite stories is a guy owed me 400 plus 50 I paid a messenger to deliver because he was in a rush. I told him if I didn't have my money by Wed. IM going to the police. I filed a police report for theft of service, went right from the police station to his office and threw it on his desk. I got paid on the spot. Cops never did follow up. Barry