A woman goes to her doctor and says "Doc, I have this terrible problem with flatulence. I fart all the time! However, it is not as bad as it seems as they do not stink and they do not make any noise."

She continues by admiting "In fact, since I have been here, I have farted over 20 times. But you did not even notice because, they do not stink and they do not make any noise."

Doc says "OK, I want you to take this medicine for 1 week and come back and see me." She agrees, diligently takes the medicine and comes back a week later.

"DOC!!!" she hollers "What the *%&#!@#& did you give me???" she asked angrily. "Although my farts are still silent, they stink horribly!!!" "Good" the doc calmly replied. "Now that we have cleared up your sinuses, we will work on your hearing."