Finally a Smart Guy, A Man Who Knows His Math.
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>> He writes:
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>> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
>> right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on
>> to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
>> enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the
>> finger....
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>> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
>> wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
>> traffic, and here's why:
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>> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
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>> That's 96 miles each day.
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>> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
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>> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>> That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
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>> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
>> pass at least another 4000 cars.
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>> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
>> day.
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>> Statistically, females drive half of these.
>> That's 18,000 women drivers!
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>> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
>> That's 642.
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>> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
>> dissatisfying or unrewarding.
>> That's 449.
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>> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
>> seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>> That's 98.
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>> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
>> That's 33.
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>> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>> weapons and this number is increasing.
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>> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
>> that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
>> seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
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>> Give her the finger? ................ I don't think so.