A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her what she thought of the game. "Oh, I really liked it." She went on: "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, he asked: "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback. Get the quarterback!' It’s only 25 cents!"