As Claims Director I accept your claim and grant it; however, you must now succeed to the job.

So far as your message made any sense, I have a whiny topper. When I exit my Cadillac (I ultimately recovered it) I put my keys in my pockets and once in a while a friend tells me that my trunk is open. Since I have $1,000 worth of worthless golf clubs in the trunk, I have to hustle out and hand shut it; you'd think that Cadillac (however inept GM may be in finding my cars) would design a remote that wouldn't go off accidentally. If I knew a lawyer, I'd sue.