A blonde dies and reaches the pearly Gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter...
He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gates is to pass a quite simple test.
"What is The Son Of God's name?" He asked.
Rubbing her chin in deep thought, she paused for a minute.
"Andy!" She burst out with a gleaming smile.
"No, I'm sorry to say that is incorrect. Whatever made you say that?" He asked.
She starts singing: "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own..."
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