One day the teacher held up a picture and asked her second grade class: "What's this?"

"A horsy." one child answered.

"And this?" the teacher asks.

"A piggy." replied another youngster.

"And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack.

There is no answer, only total silence.

"Come now children." she coaxed. "I'll give you a little hint. What does your mommy call your daddy when he kisses her?"

"I know, I know!" said one little girl. "It's a horny b@st@rd."