For all the golfers out there or their patient loving wives...

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the
dentist, "Doctor, I'm in one hell of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting
out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the
anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it - I don't have time
to wait for the anaesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness - this sure is a very brave
man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the
doctor which tooth hurts."