Well I tell you. I no longer go to the cage to get chips. I guess my 'unfriendly' permanent scowl, beard, ponytail, and just a general "you don't want to meet me in a dark ally demeanor" puts them off and they just toss me what they grab.

I NOW send my ultra cute 5'1" wife to the cage and we always look for a male cage attendant. :)

Yesterday we picked up some chips at Fortune Valley and they even went as far as CLEANING a couple of the chips for her so she could see how nice the ones they searched the cage for her were :)