Pam, I'm sorry to have to break this to you, you've been punked! Obviously Susong has broken through your firewall and installed a bunch lies in your computor. I traded him a one of kind riverboat chip for the real burger recipe years ago. Here it is:

1. Kill horse.
2. If you can't afford a horse any warm blooded animal will do(rat, nutria, hamster, dog, cat, etc.)
3. Skin animal and trim meat from bone.(do not waste anything, remember we are trying to keep our burgers under $7.
4.Grind up meat and the rest of the stuff and make them into patties. Remember, the patty should weigh about the same as a pickle.
5. Wait for sucker to call in order over 1950's speaker.
6.Give $2.10 an hour employee a stack of patties and have him place one on grill(make sure grill is scraped clean every 4th of July).
7.After taking a long sip from his wine bottle flip pattie and take another long sip and burger should be ready.
8. Place patty on discount bun which you purchase once a year from discount bun place.
9. Place imitation onion, mustard(from little packet you stole at Subway), and a very thin pickle on top of pattie.
10. Let the 14 year old Mother of three you hired take burger to sucker and collect $6.95 and hopefully a tip which you require her to give you 50%.
11. Congratulations you are on your way to fame and fortune as a Sonic Mogul!!!!